On April 25th, 2009 unsteady held their first annual Mishka x unsteady girls slumber party. Our good friends at Mankind donated a few goodies, one of which was a box full of "Passion Coffee-the coffee for lovers" which is designed to enhance male sensual performance.
(Passion Coffee is the cappuccino of love. A seductive blend of the world's most famous aphrodisiac, blended with aromatic succulent coffee beans topped with a subtle creamy richness that makes this dessert coffee one to enrich your palette as it heightens your sensual powers.)
Passion Coffee? It sounded too good too be true, So I called my good friend POKE over at Pokez and asked if I could use him for a little "experiment".
As always Poke was MORE than willing...
(While the water was warming up I decided to snap a 'before' picture.)
[Directions: Pour contents into a cup and mix instantly with hot water, Drink at least one hour before intimacy.]
By this time-the water was hot, the directions were simply stated & the coffee was stirred. Poke took a deep breath and laughed just to re-assure himself that everything was going to be Okay.
"It smells like Cinnamon." - Poke
Poke advised the Passion Coffee actually did not taste to much like a Coffee rather more of a Cinnamon type of Milk. [Um.........Horchata?]
15 minutes into the experiment....
("My Neck is stimulating" -Poke)
Poke donde es su camisa?
20 minutes into the experiment Poke advised that his ears are becoming 'warm' & the warmth is spreading throughout his chest.
The warmth obviously did not stop Poke from finishing his Horchata...I mean coffee....
[Poke requested a tongue picture to be taken].
30 minutes into the experiment things started to become uncomfortable.
Warm ears & chest, Tingling in the fingers, a boner, & a heightened sensual power.
Poke did not waste any time...
As the unsteady staff prepared for the final analyzation by our "AID" we waited in the Roseary Room. The reggae was playing on the radio while the staff is laughing their asses off as we imagine the "testing" going on.
Poke had engaged in a boner killing conversation prior to entering the test area with the "AID", possibly tainting the possibility of accurate usable results.
It's 7 minutes and 30 seconds in... & we are still waiting.
The unsteady staff decided to eat at Pokez because we knew this experimentation would be awhile....
Halfway through our meal Poke poked his head through the drapes of the Roseary room with a smile on his face and asked for our assistance and finalization of the experiment.
So. Did the Passion Coffee REALLY enhance Poke's sensual performance?
With a laugh of embarrassment and a smile on his face, Poke answered..
"YOU BET" -Poke
Coffee for lovers..
POKE APPROVED !
"aye, aye, aye !"
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